Vanessa Williams returns to her roots

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Just when you thought she was going to be an eternal queen bitch on Ugly Betty, she releases this jazzy vocal pop album that just make you just want to love it even when the cover looks disgustingly adult contemporary that Natalie Cole would say not to it. I just got it and listen to “I Fell In” and I fell in.

Video: “When Love Takes Over” by David Guetta Ft. Kelly Rowland

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Although Kelly Rowland is an artist in her own right, this track doesn’t do much. I mean, I understand the appeal behind it and the star power. It will fair real well in all the hetero clubs on the Eastern hemisphere, but will fail to make any waves anywhere else. The acoustic version’s much better and hopefully it will be the direction the newly-independent Kelly Rowland will take once she resurrects her career post-Father Knowles split.

Cannabis as a candle

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malin-goetz-cabbabis-candlesDo you want to smoke up and get romantic at the same time. One of the most popular plants on earth is getting some reform. This candle is made out of cannabis and smells like a sexy joint. It might not get you as high as you want but it sure with leave you lustful and hazed out. Malin + Goetz are introducing it to their stands and its set to turns head. It will probably cost more than a joint and not get you high at all. If you’re into that sort of thing.

New Hampshire: And then there were six…

When it rains, it pours! New Hampshire just completed its blue sandwich with Vermont and became the 6th state to legalize same-sex marriage and continue the reign of equality that is taking the US by storm. It was only a matter of time that New England turns into a civil rights haven. Now, the only state left in New England is the tiniest state on earth – Rhode Island. It shouldn’t take up too long. New Hampshire lived to its state motto: “Live Free or Die.” Keep ‘em comin’! Meanwhile I leave you with a video that is both funny and informative, if you are a churchy.

Introducing… Diane Birch

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The UK is not the only country to jump on the motown throw-back bandwagon. The US is catching up. Diane Birch is a singer in that vein. All tracks on the album have the scratch and whimper of a soul vinyl record. The kind one listens to from beginning to end. But, considering that this is a US artist, an element of twang and, dare I say, country exists throughout the album. Bible Belt has some solid old skool tunes like “Choo Choo” and the epic “Ariel,” which brings back Elton John during his prime. The whole album is filled with scrumptious tracks from the smooth “Nothing But A Miracle,” where show showcases her poignant voice to the haunting closer “Magic View.” Diane Birch is definitely an artist to look out for. I’ll keep you posted.

Spencer Pratt is a dickhead

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Usually, I don’t even mention these people because frankly I think that they are a bunch of spoiled American brats who made it big for pimping their wealth and looks. I mean, what do they do exactly. Anyway, I accidently stumbled upon I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here on TV before the Conan show came and was surprised with sheer disgust at Spencer and Heidi Pratt. They are selfish, over-blown, immature and, basically,  scum of the earth. Basically, the mistreated everyone because they weren’t in a 5 star hotel and then ridiculed people behind their backs because they aren’t A-list, like supposedly they are. You have to watch clips of the show, they are just uneducated nouveau riche vermin of society. This is nothing but just a snippet:

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North Korea’s penis envy

PenisEnvy1013So, a couple of centuries down the line under male imperialism and what do we get? A bunch on big boys who play around with the physics of an atom to create weapons that can replicate their penis wars. Who has the bigger one? Who has the better one?  Here were are, the world’s powers tangled up with older endeavors and now when it comes to the real scare-factor, no one’s really in a solid enough position to take care of the situation. So, this opens up the political arena for North Korea to do whatever it wants. Even testing these weapons. I hope everyone comes to their right mind and realizes that borders don’t label us and that humanity is at stake. We need to channel our powers into something more resourceful. Mother Nature’s wrath is stronger than any weapon.

Project Natal for XBOX

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So, this e3 event just revealed this new thing in technology. It’s like the Wii but without the control. It has voice recognition and face recognition. The project is set to attract more fans to the gadget that normally wouldn’t find the Xbox that interesting. As shown in the advertisements. Contrary to what most blogs are reporting, it is not finalized and it is not a concrete plan. It’s just a project that Microsoft is thinking of implementing. There is no price yet to it and no release date what-so-ever. Microsoft is trying to regain its glory with this would-be project and the Bing search engine.

Paris Hilton to do show in Dubai

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She talked briefly about it on The Ellen Show, but it turns out that it’s true. She is actually doing a BFF show in Dubai. She did the US twice and the UK once. But, she hasn’t gotten enough U’s, so she is doing the UAE. The show will follow the same format, but a little bit more discreet. The elaboration on that is not made available, but I am guessing she won’t be veiled. No word yet, on what or where the contestants are going to be / from. But, it is going to be an interesting bunch of episodes. For the full article go here. Next up, Uruguay.