Amy Winehouse’s protege and goddaughter Dionne Bromfield has released her first official video and it doesn’t stray to far away from wino’s beats. The little song sounds like a b-side from Back To Black, but with a youthful twist. She is the fist act singed onto Amy Winehouse’s Lioness Records.
Cover of Marge Simpson on Playboy
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We wonder if she is going to show some yellow fanny. It doesn’t look that scandelous. This show has survived so much that it is unlikely to jump the shark with anything (unlike The Sugababes). We can’t wait for husband to grace the cover of Playgirl.
Premiere: Video: “About A Girl” by Sugababes
It’s just not the same without Keisha Buchanan. They have become too cookie-cutter. Jade Ewen is too squeaky clean for our liking and we feel the band has jumped the shark now. We never thought that we’d see the day that Amelle Barrabah would take center-stage. Horrid line-up, fun song.
JUST IN: Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize
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The news just in is that Barack Hussien Obama has just won the prestigious Nobel prize. He got it for peace. We can’t believe it but we are duly excited. Updates will be coming up soon. Excerpt fresh from Norway: “It’s just been made official that president Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Price.” Like that added anything.
Listen to the entire audio reading of Kathy Griffin’s “Official Book Club Selection”
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We will get the book, but we can’t wait!
Fran Drescher releases a single!
Yessy, it’s true! Fran Drescher of The Nanny fame has released a single and it’s ready for your disposal at the iTunes store right now. Out of all people Fran Drescher had to release a single. We know what you are thinking, but singing voices are very different voices, even for super-nasal Fran. Hey, it worked just fine for squeaky Megan Mullaly. If you listen real close you can hear her sing “Oh, Mr. Sheffield.” And that joke should be placed in the ‘suck’ box.
It’s called “Eye For An Eye” and it marks her debut as a recording artist.
Janeane Garofalo talks about racism against Obama
Let’s face it. The extreme right wing is more likely to be racist than anyone else. It’s a generalization, but we will make it. There is a correlation between racism and irrational patriotism. Had they not care about his race, the birther movement would not have been this huge of a movement. This people trying to impeach Obama on the basis of some lineage idea they have in their heads, when they are the same people who voted for John McCain who, in fact, was born in Panama.
Maldives government holds meeting underwater in protest
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In protest of the threat of global warming, the Maldives government has held a cabinet meeting underwater. We have recently been there and we can see why they want to save this stretch of 1,200 islands that are, what looks like, paradise on earth. Maldives’ highest elevation doesn’t exceed the 2 meter mark. So, if there would be a slight rise in sea water levels, that would mean a wipe-out from the islands for the natives.
Video: “Goin’ Thru Changes” by Ledisi
2Imelda Marcos’ shoes saved from floods
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When tropical storm Ketsana hit the Philippines hard a couple of days ago, many people were busy trying to run for shelter. But, the employees at Imelda Marcos’ shoe museum, which contains 800 pairs confiscated from the former first lady’s wardrobe after a coup-de-tat, rescued the shoes from the gushing flood. it was noted that 100 pairs got wet and are currently drying. Now, that’s Imeldific!
The best DUI moment ever…
Christina Aguilera’s album has finished!
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According to Tricky Stewart, Christina Aguilera’s new album is already done and is getting mixed right now. Tricky said “The album is finished. She’s mixing. She hasn’t made a final decision about what the first single is, but I know everyone feels good about their options.”
There’s a track on there that M.I.A. worked on with Flo Rida. Christina wants to release this album before she has to work on Burlesque her movie co-starring Cher! Good news.
Kylie Minogue breaks into Disco!
Kylie had some technical difficulties in Chicago, so she just burst into an impromptu version of big drag queen favorite “Your Disco Needs You.”
When, where and how did you have sex?
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I Just Made Love is for sex-boasters. It’s a website dedicated to the locations where people had sex, how many and what position. All you have to do is do it, log on, point to the map and explain. They collect many shags by the day. Try it for yourself.
Famous transsexual Candis Cayne working on reality show
Other than the fact that she has a very charismatic character, the show looks like it’s going to be a right hoot. It’s called Yes We Candis and it’s supposed to air sometime soon.
Drink the milk, remember the cow…
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Isn’t that just all kinds of exquisite at a breakfast table? It’s called the Heffer Pitcher and it’s available for a cheap ass price as if it just came straight from the teats. Click here to get it.
Video: “What You Do” by Chrisette Michele featuring Ne-Yo
If you haven’t picked up Chrisette Michele’s latest album – do so now. It’s a great concoction of R&B, soul and a bit of hip hop. This is the second single from Epiphany and it features the mastermind behind the album – Ne-Yo. Of course, her voice is not to be messed with, either.
Shakira’s album “She Wolf” has leaked!
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Shakira’s English version of the album She Wolf has hit the blogosphere hard. It has leaked in full retail high quality. It’s her take on a more electronic sound.
Only the greatest rendition of “All By Myself”
Robbie Williams graces the cover of GQ
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The promo campaign for Reality Killed The Video Star is underway and Robbie Williams is looking as fresh as ever. “Bodies” will be all over the place real soon and the album is bound to make it big, because even if many think that the previous album, Rudebox, didn’t do well, it kept the fans happy and nothing solves a flop like a hiatus, ask Whitney!
