- Lady GaGa: Everyone and their grandma’s dog will be doing this one, but it’s timely and fierce.
- Kanye West: a bottle of Hennessey and a leather top. Tip: keep interrupting people when they speak.
- Michelle Obama: Just look generally fierce. Avoid blackface.
- La Roux’s Elli Jackson: Pasty look, colorful jacket and red Elvis wig. Avoid whiteface.
- RuPaul: just drag it up in high heels and big hair.
- Swine Flu: dress as a piglet and cough on people.
- A “Single Lady”: learn the dance moves to Beyonce’s song and wear something skimpy.
- Anything Circus-y: Britney did it, P!nk did it, Take That did it and Kelly Clarkson wanted to.
- Michael Jackson: anything MJ will go and flow in 2009.
- A Republican: Red tie, Rochester Big & Tall suit, frown and the smell of ignorance.
- Farrah Fawcett: blonde wig and a whole lotta volume.
- Glenn Beck: bad suit, tears in your eyes, quiver in the lips and just plain lie.
- Jonas Brothers: requires a threesome, huge brows and chastity rings.
- Perez Hilton: colorful sweater, colorful hair and gossip all night.
- Brüno: camp it up but be gentle, now!
- Twitter: come as a blue bird and refer to people with an “@” before their names.
- Marge Simpson: blue hair, yellow paint and naked.
- New iPod Nano: pick a color and stick a camera in your back.
- Glee Club: any character.
- Ongina: my pick.
- Kathy Griffin: fire-ginger wig that doesn’t touch the side of your head and be loud.
- Gloria Estefan: Why not?
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I have a Big and Tall suit, I never knew I was a Republican!!
you shouldn’t they have very bad designs…
I am contemplating whether to be Lady Gaga or Wonder Woman. Lady Gaga requires less work ;p
gaga
ninja suite , same as always ……..
you forgot to mention balloon boy. there will be tons of that.
my friend came up with the idea of putting a hula hoop on his waist .. and connecting aluminum foil from his head to toes and to the hoop, (balloon boy)
get ?