No more chipping away at the cork with key and then pushing it down for a messy little red volcano of the valuable stuff. Now, slime it and then bang it against a well (Parisian preferably) with your shoe.
No more chipping away at the cork with key and then pushing it down for a messy little red volcano of the valuable stuff. Now, slime it and then bang it against a well (Parisian preferably) with your shoe.
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