Rumors are afloat that pop starlet Jessica Simpson had something to do with Tiger Woods. Allegedly, Tiger Woods came onto her and then she responed or something or anything to sell magazines. We haven’t really reported on Tiger Woods. First, because he really doesnt factor into our lives at all. Second, because we don’t like golf. And third, marriage is a social institutionalization that puts barriers where there aren’t any. At any rate, this is the word on the blogosphere. Thanks to PopBytes for the cover. Oh, and Jessica denied all reports.