Film: Alice In Wonderland

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Normally, we don’t ever head out to see movies on 3D with big Hollywood blockbuster written all over them. It’s just not our thing. In fact, cinema in most places rarely carry anything we are interested in seeing, art house and foreign films just don’t get that kind of exposure. But, we were gently coerced into seeing this with a whole gaggle of queens. Yes, it was a weekday and we were on a vacay. The result is as expected. A hugely-produced mock-up of a classic. Not the book, but the Disney animated film. A bunch of top-notch stars, “amazing” special effects and a new angle on an old story couldn’t save this hodgepodge of overproduction and manufactured sap. To top all that off we have to sit through Anne Hathaway’s incredulously hideous acting.

Introducing… Natalia Kills

“Natalia Kills birth name Natalia Cappuccini’ (born August 198?) is a British born Jamaican/Uruguayan Singer/Songwriter based in London and Los Angeles” is how her Wikipedia page describes her.

“Natalia Kills is a songwriter, singer, director and actress. The half Jamaican (paternal) half South American (maternal) artist was born in England in the mid- late 80′s. In early 2008 she reached Number 1 unsigned artist on MySpace Music with two demo songs, “Shopaholic” and “Swaggeriffic”. She has songs featured in several Disney films including, Bring It On 4 and Just My Luck; as well as on U.S. television series, Entourage.

In May 2008 she was discovered by will.i.am and went on to sign to Interscope/Cherrytree records via his imprint in late 2008. She was noticed for self produced and written demo EP Wommanequin featured the video Real Woman, a song about her challenge of society’s view of the perfect female form. Her debut album is called Zombie and it’ll be out soon.”

More high quality stills from Beyonce and Lady GaGa’s video “Telephone”

In bid to stop the little monsters from getting angry for the delay of the video. Some stills from the video featuring never-before-seen bits have surfaced in the blogosphere. They are all aesthetically pleasing especially the one with cans as rollers. Click below for the GaGa pictures.

D’Angelo arrested for allegedly soliciting sex!

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Neo-soul star and video hunk D’Angelo has been arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a female police officer impersonating a street hooker. Yes, some police officer left all other crimes and went after a man with a boner. First, prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and, really, should not be illegal. Second, this female officer dressed up in her whore garb and went on the streets looking to catch someone, isn’t that called entrapment? Seriously, so people need to get off their moral high horse and recognize a real crime when the see one. That’s just a whole lotta time and energy and money wasted onto something that is unstoppable. The officer should have been pleased that a soul master who oozes sex lie D’Angelo offered to have a romp with her.

Official cover for Toni Braxton’s new album “Pulse”

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We woke up this morning to receive the glorious artwork of Toni Braxton’s new album Pulse in our inbox. We loved every bit of it. Although the two other covers that surfaced were also sexy, we love this one. Search for them in the Loft’s search engine. But, this is ethereal, timeless and pretty. We are glad Toni Braxton is back to titillate. Let’s hope there are more great songs on this album apart from what has leaked. “Make My Heart” is stomper!