Alexandra Burke to release “All Night Long” with Pitbull as single

Alexandra Burke (or her record company) have/has decided to release “All Night Long” as the third single from her album Overcome. “Why” you ask? Well, to put it plainly, because Pitbull is hot right now and they want to jump on that bandwagon. But, if you ask me, “Dumb” deserves a release as it is a standout.

Cheryl Cole to open up for the Black Eyes Peas on tour

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Will.I.Am. is in love with Cheryl Cole more than Ashley Cole. He is willing to give her some of his best hits that would have sounded better with Fergie’s voice and now he is taking her on tour around the UK. Yes, Cheryl Cole will open for the Black Eyed Peas following their most successful year ever. Reuters has announced that the Girls Aloud singer will open for the BEP. Also, in more Cheryl Cole news that doesn’t involve infidelity, she reportedly has been offered a good 2.2 million deal to co-judge the American version of the X-Factor with buddy Simon Cowell.

Bitches dressed as Lady Gaga

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Voted best dog photographer in the San Francisco Bay Area, Jessa Freidin took it upon himself to take great pictures of dogs dressed as the one and only Lady Gaga achieving new levels of kawaii. Follow him on Twitter.

Ke$ha disses Britney Spears in newly leaked track “Styrofoam”

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Ke$ha got a little too high on the success of her one single “Tik Tok” that now she is ditching the legends. Yes, a newly surfaced track titled “Styrofoam” has Ke$ha claiming through her lyric that Britney Spears is not a real artist and that she will disappear in ten years. Yes, the women who changed the face of pop music is suddenly no longer credible enough to Ke$ha. We loved Ke$ha when that video of her covering a Radiohead song came out, but now she’s back in the dumpster (like she always looks). She needs to go back and study pop music and learn who to diss and who not to diss so early in her career. Sad day, she sounds like another one of those singers that survive on the brat demographic like Avril Lavigne.

David Byrne and Fatboy Slim’s ode to Imelda Marcos “Here Lies Love” has leaked!

A double-disc put together by Talking Heads frontman David Byrne and dance expert Fatboy Slim about the life of Imelda Marcos has leaked. Here Lies Love, which is the statement the former Filipina first lady wants engraved onto her tombstone, is diverse musical affair. It contains those two powers houses plus guest appearances by Tori Amos, Santigold, SiA, Cyndi Lauper, Alice Russell, Natalie Merchant and more. The album has leaked across the internet an it contains some really good beats.

Girls Aloud set to record an album by the end of the year, maybe

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The fabulous fivesome have plans to put together an album by the end of the year. That’s at least the news that is roaming around. But, with Nadine Coyle’s new solo material and Cheryl Cole’s promotion of her album 3 Words in the US it doesn’t seem likely. Also, Sarah Harding recently announced some solo material although she still doesn’t know what genre it will be, which means that the album will probably be a bunch of hand-me-downs from other artists. But, she in inspired by Lady Gaga which can go either way. At any rate, the girls should come together an give us some ruckus fun like they used to.

William Orbit to work on Nadine Coyle’s solo album

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Nadine Coyle just celebrated St. Patrick’s Day with her beau in her Irish pub in Los Angeles names Irish Mist. But, she’s still hard at work on her debut album and, not only is she working with Boyz II Men, but she is also working with the guy who spearheaded Madonna and All Saints’ careers – William Orbit. Orbit just tweeted that his dinner with Nadine Coyle was not just a gathering but a business meeting. We can’t wait to hear the result and hope it is a complete new sound, because Nadine’s debut album is such a great vehicle for him to reclaim his status as a pioneer producer.

TV advert for Sugababes “Sweet 7″

The Sugababes are trying to swing this album so bad as it might not land in the UK top 10 and that means its a failure as the UK market loves them more than any other. We haven’t given it a listen, not because we don’t have faith in it but because we have issues with the credibility of the band now that there are absolutely no original members, makes us feel like it’s a music industry machine rather than a band.

Christina Aguilera launches website, big news to come…

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Christina Aguilera’s website has relaunched with a new theme in time for the release of her album Bionic. This above image appears along with a countdown for some big news coming our way from the Xtina camp. They ask you to sign up for updates. The big news is probably going to be a snippet of the new song. At any rate, the 23rd of March should bring in the news that everyone has been waiting from Christina who has released only 3 full-length albums in her more than a decade old career.