“Hero” gets a horrid remake…

I can’t believe that Simon Cowell took his reality show posse out to the studio one day and decided to turn Mariah’s classic about personal perseverance and possibly a plight to shun suicidal thoughts into a cesspool of monotony about non-drafted soldiers getting back home. On top of all of that, this piece of garbáge has been on the #1 spot for 3 weeks now. Mariah’s original went to #7 in the UK charts back in November 1993. Click to see it after the jump…

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