Cheryl Cole demonstrates how horrible her voice really is by covering Owl City’s “Fireflies”

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Seriously, Cheryl Cole just put Madonna in third place and Jennifer Lopez in 2nd place of the worst voices in pop history. She tops the list now and she can’t even pull of “Fireflies.” We’d boo her at karaoke. We wonder how much studio work has gone into her voice to release the album 3 Words. Just horrid!

Cheryl Cole to release “Stand Up” as next single

We are so glad to tell you that Cheryl Cole (maybe Tweedy by now) is going to release one of the best songs on her album. The track is called “Stand Up” and it spent two weeks on our chart already. It’s a lovely get-up-and-go pre-party song that can really set the mood for some hair-tweezing and lip-glossing. Give it a spin.

Lady GaGa wins 3 Brit Awards!

Lady GaGa managed to bag all the awards given to international artists at the Brits. That is, except for the Best International Male, which went to Jay-Z. But, had she had some peen, she would have probably gotten that sexist award. Anyway, she deserved every bit and looked like a glamazon receiving them.

Premiere: Video: “Parachute” by Cheryl Cole

Our #1 song of the week just got the video treatment. We were firstly Cheryl Cole skeptics. Mainly because we thought she was the least talented of Girls Aloud and also because we were routing for Nadine Coyle, but this is very good work. So, we have to admit that her album 3 Words grew on us and we love listening to it during airplane landings (which in our lingo means it’s quite good). This track is one of the best and the video’s all kinds of glam and mystery. We now officially give bathroom-attendant-beater Cheryl Cole the thumbs up!