JUST IN: Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize

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The news just in is that Barack Hussien Obama has just won the prestigious Nobel prize. He got it for peace. We can’t believe it but we are duly excited. Updates will be coming up soon. Excerpt fresh from Norway: “It’s just been made official that president Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Price.” Like that added anything.

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Obama skit on Saturday Night Live

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Out of all the president impersonators, he’s really bad. He doesn’t get the Obama persona. Something tells me that SNL just want to tap the liberal skew they have because all they are talking about here is pure balderdash. The world is definitely a better place after the former buffoon left. Lack of accomplishments are better than horrific ones.

Obama calls Kanye West a “Jackass”

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Yes, it’s not a joke. The president of the United States of America has also joined the roster of people hating on Kanye West after the Taylor Swift incident. What we like about him is that he actually watches the VMAs. Bush wouldn’t know the VMAs from WMD’s.

To have faith in Obama, still

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FISHHaveNiceDay500Everyone is ranting and yelling about how Obama has lost the trust of the people and the world has yet to see some “change” for them to grant him credibility. But, sometimes when you are deep in the cesspit of someone else’s faults, it takes time to surface. The resurrection of the world’s state rests upon his shoulders and that is not any easy task, to say the least. He took office after one of the worst presidents in modern times inheriting a measly economy, two wars and a bunch of issues that have been shut down in the name of war. This term is really not enough for him to rectify all that has gone wrong in the past from Reagan’s disregard for civil rights, to Bush’s first war handling, to Clinton plateau to the worst presidency in the US’s history.

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Obama coins “Stupidly”

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SpareChangefish_500In reference to Cambridge police’s arrest of a black professor, Obama said that they acted “stupidly,” which is not a word in the english dictionary (abridged). I, personally, did not know it was not a word. It has a flaw with it and it makes complete sense. Now t-shirts are being made and everyone is using the term. Even if it wasn’t a word, the Cambridge police were racist and did act stupidly. And now that obama said it, it will be a word! If Beyonce can coin “Bootylicious” then Obama can definitely make “Stupidly.” At least he didn’t go to far on a limb and tried to make “internets,” “nookyolar” or “truthiness” happen like the buffoon before him.

New Rules 6.19

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Barack does Cairo

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So, I stayed up ’til 6 am to watch Obama’s speech on live stream through YouTube and I must say it was worth it. Maybe, he came of as too catering to the expectations of the region and, maybe, he gave the conservatives in the US enough material to taunt him for the rest of his incumbency. But, to make recollection, there has never been a US President so humble, understanding and keen on helping the world as he is. It could be just propaganda, but that rhetoric is truly new territory for a President of the US and its foreign policy. He did his research and he looked as confident and direct as ever. It’s nice to have that after 8 years of buffoonery. 

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