Finally got the iPad!

We managed to get it with the last standing dock in the entire country. It’s 64 GB, that means it could only take a third of our music collection if we decided to fill it up completely. Let’s not even consider the videos. So, we just settled for Undersea Poem’s debut and Kate Nash’s My Best Friend Is You (maybe tomorrow Janelle Monae’s Archandroid and Natalie Merchant’s Leave Your Sleep). But, we love it. We already got all the magazine subscriptions that we can’t get over here because some censor decided to have a field day on boobies. The application is called Zinio and we got yearly memberships of Rolling Stone and Out. Because, we are. It’s smooth and handy. We love it and can’t get enough of it. And, no, it’s not a big iPhone or a small Macbook Air. It’s a creature of its own, especially if you like reading. Best apps post coming up soon. We called it LoftPad, bitches.

Esquire magazine called Kelly Clarkson “The best voice in the history of pop music,” loses all credibility

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Now, another one to file under complete ignorant absurdity, Esquire magazine has allegedly proclaimed Kelly Clarkson to be “the best voice in the history of pop music” in a recent article. The elitist upmarket magazine has chosen American Idol winner as the one and only greatest voice in pop history. If that is not a miseducated assessment, we don’t know what it. Whatever happened to Minnie Riperton, Donna Summer, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Toni Braxton, Christina Aguilera, Phyllis Hyman, Anita Baker, Brandy, Monica, Jill Scott, Chaka Khan and the rest of the beautiful voices? Even Jessica Simpson is good contender against Kelly Clarkson, and that’s most definitely not a compliment! It’s just sad to see people who are supposed to be top notch journalist make such an invalid and sweeping statement. They best thing Kelly Clarkson did to pop history is that she showed the world how reality programs of the American Idol sort never make pop stars but make lobby music singers, apart from Adam Lambert of course!

Kate Nash’s new album “My Best Friend Is You” has leaked!

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Kate Nash’s eagerly awaited second album My Best Friend Is You has leaked all over the face of the internet. The album’s supposed to bring an edgier and punkier Nash to the forefront without alienating any of Birds fans. This is bound to hurt her chart performance. Click here to investigate the detrimental leak.

Kate Nash’s cover art for “My Best Friend Is You”

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A very nice person has sent us a mini-picture of what is allegedly and possibly the cover of Kate Nash’s muchly-awaited sophomore album My Best Friend Is You. From the looks of it, there has been a lot of professional work poured into the sleeve so it looks bona fide. We love it and we hope to get you the official version very soon in good quality.

Kate Nash releases track list for “My Best Friend Is You”

Things are heating up over at the Kate Nash camp what with the release of her sophomore offering My Best Friend Is You. We got the first single, the teaser, the video and now the tracklisting. Now, all that’s left is the cover art and the actual CD. Click below to check out the tracklist.

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The Ting Tings perform on Saturday Night Live

The Ting Tings are still doing the promotion rounds for their first album We Started Nothing in the US. They are nominated for the Best New Artist category at the Grammy’s. So, some more buzz is building around them stateside. This song is old to us, but we can’t wait to listen to their new album Kunst.

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Beirut no longer hot spot, Hello Damascus!

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Last year The New York Times named Beirut the #1 place to go to in 2009. This year, the list is out and there is not trace of Beirut. It was replaced by Sri Lanka at the top spot (which we fully agree with as we visited Weligama, Kandy, Colombo and Taprobane Island and absolutely adored it). But, interestingly enough, Damascus, also a place of untapped touristic gold, has sprung up at #7. The article explains: “The next Marrakesh? Perhaps mindful of the way that renovations of historic riads have drawn upscale travelers to Marrakesh, Damascus hoteliers are trying to mine tourism gold in the rundown buildings of the Syrian capital’s Old City.”

Also, the most compelling entry at #9 is Antarctica. Now, that’d be fun. Let’s go!

Exclusive: The Greatest Albums Of The Past Decade

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1. Who Is Jill Scott: Words & Sounds Vol. 1 – Jill Scott

The Gist: Philadelphia spoken word artist and poetess fills-in for Erykah Badu at Roots show then puts pen to paper and debuts mouth to mic.

The Result: Audial orgasm.

Download: “It’s Love” and “A Long Walk”

Watch: “Gettin’ In The Way”

2. Robyn – Robyn

The Gist: Swedish 2-hit wonder breaks free of contractual slavery and opens her treasure chest.

The Result: Pop eruption.

Download: “Be Mine!” and “Cobrastyle”

Watch: “With Every Heartbeat”


3. Healing Is Difficult – SiA

The Gist: Aussie acid jazzer fugues to London for solo career with a knack for the haunting.

The Result: Moody’s paradise.

Download: “Judge Me” and “Drink To Get Drunk”

Watch: “Little Man”


4. The May Street Project – Shea Seger

The Gist: Folksy rootsy Texan chanteuse accidently bumps into The Neptunes at their prime.

The Result: Blues bliss

Download: “Clutch” and “I Love You Too Much”

Watch: “Clutch”


5. Moon Safari - Air

The Gist: French mood gurus decide that vocals are the way to go.

The Result: Chill-out cataclysm

Download: “Sexy Boy” and “Kelly, Watch The Stars!”

Watch: “All I Need”


6. Back To Black – Amy Winehouse

The Gist: Jazz damsel ditches the pretty for the booze, bong and blow.

The Result: Heartbreak ubiquity.

Download: “Back To Black” and “Just Friends”

Watch“Love Is A Losing Game (live)”


7. American Life – Madonna

The Gist: World icon forgets about profiteering for a hot minute and gets to music progression.

The Result: Folktronic epitome.

Download: “Nobody Knows Me” and “Intervention”

Watch: “Love Profusion”


8. Made Of Bricks – Kate Nash

The Gist: Brit snot-tot brings debut heavily-accented vocals on girl-worry ditties.

The Result: Pretty pantomime

Download: “Mouthwash” and “Nicest Thing”

Watch: “Pumpkin Soup”


9. Everybody Got Their Something – Nikka Costa

The Gist: Former balladeer child star and goddaughter of Frank Sinatra discovers big sounds.

The Result: Funk phenom

Download: “Everybody Got Their Something” and “Hope It Felt Good”

Watch: “Like A Feather”

10. The Invisible Band – Travis

The Gist: The wise person’s Coldplay get more melodic and less loud.

The Result: Melancholy greatness.

Download: “Flowers In The Windows” and “Side”

Watch: “Sing”


11. Stripped – Christina Aguilera

The Gist: Disney starlet breaks the cookie-cutter and lets it all hang out.

The Result: Pop sex

Download: “Impossible” and “Infatuation”

Watch: “Fighter”


12. Revolution In Me - Siobhán Donaghy

The Gist: Former Sugababe leaves meanies and plays around with forbidden instruments.

The Result: Naughty escapade

Download: “Faces” and “Twist Of Fate”

Watch: Overrated”


13. Parachutes – Coldplay

The Gist: Gentle rockers start their career with pure emotional out-pourance.

The Result: Benevolent rockfest

Download: “Shiver” and “Yellow”

Watch: “Don’t Panic”

14. Whoa Nelly! – Nelly Furtado

The Gist: Canadian Lilith Fair girl brings back the ambient hippie.

The Result: Introspective epic

Download: “Well, Well” and “Legend”

Watch: “I’m Like A Bird”


15. Light Years - Kylie Minogue

The Gist: Disco diva gets over experimental period and gets back to pure pop pureé.

The Result: Gargantuan dance

Download: “So Now Goodbye” and “Please Stay”

Watch: “On A Night Like This”

16. Detours – Sheryl Crow

The Gist: Liberal singer/songwriter dives head-on into political commentary.

The Result: Anti-war anthems

Download: “Detours” and “Out Of Our Heads”

Watch: “Gasoline”

17. Kid A – Radioheads

The Gist: Britrock band makes record label happy and gets experimental.

The Result: Beautiful noise.

Download: “Everything In It’s Right Place” and “In Limbo”

Watch: “Motion Picture Soundtrack”

18. The Emancipation Of MiMi – Mariah Carey

The Gist: The Voice shows everyone what a comeback is all about.

The Result: Melisma madness

Download: “Stay The Night” and “Circles”

Watch: “Shake It Off”

19. Eye To The Telescope – KT Tunstall

The Gist: Newcomer straps it on and belts it out.

The Result: Acoustic heaven.

Download: “Suddenly I See” and “Under The Weather”

Watch: “Black Horse And The Cherry Tree”

20. Aaliyah – Aaliyah

The Gist: Soul sister gives us the last goodbye.

The Result: Black butter.

Download: “It’s Whatever” and “More Than A Woman”

Watch: “Rock The Boat”

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Exclusive: The Best 25 Videos of 2009

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1. “Bulletproof” by La Roux

2. “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGA

3. “Make Me” by Janet Jackson

4. “Her Morning Elegance” by Oren Lavie

5. “Boat Behind” by Kings Of Convenience

6. “Paparazzi” by Lady GaGa

7. “Jealous Of My Boogie” by RuPaul

8. “Two Weeks” by Grizzly Bear

9. “Hurtful (Original Video)” by Erik Hassle

10. “You’ve Changed” by SiA Furler

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Exclusive: The Best 200 Songs Of 2009

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  1. “Wanna Be Loved” – Erik Hassle
  2. “Wa Mpaleha” – Lira
  3. “Mannequin” – Noah
  4. “Monday Morning” – Melanie Fiona
  5. “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” – Florence + The Machine
  6. “Yellow” – India.Arie
  7. “If The Star Were Mine” – Melody Gardot
  8. “Untouchable” – Girls Aloud
  9. “Jealous Of My Boogie” – RuPaul
  10. “Mrs. Cold” – Kings Of Convenience”
  11. “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” – Alicia Keys
  12. “Get Sexy” – Sugababes
  13. “You’re My Baby” – Robin Thicke
  14. “The Spell” – Alphabeat
  15. “Bulletproof” – La Roux
  16. “You’ve Got The Love” – Florence + The Machine
  17. “Obsessed” – Mariah Carey
  18. “The Girls And The Robot” – Royksopp featuring Robyn
  19. “Lose You” – Peaches
  20. “Sing Sang Sung” – Air
  21. “Fuck You” – Lily Allen
  22. “3″ – Britney Spears
  23. “Roses” – Eddi Reader
  24. “Sometimes” – Noisettes
  25. “My Love” – The Dream featuring Mariah Carey
  26. “Bad Romance” – Lady GaGa
  27. “Epiphany” – Chrisette Michele
  28. “Flavor” – Tori Amos
  29. “Say No” – Ledisi
  30. “Tonight’s The Night” – Jack Penate
  31. “Don’t Bring Flowers After I’m Dead” – Erik Hassle
  32. “I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week” – Mandy Moore
  33. “When You’re Around” – Frankmusik
  34. “Who Will Comfort Me” – Melody Gardot
  35. “Make Me” – Janet Jackson
  36. “1517″ – The Whitest Boy Alive
  37. “South Again” – Maia Hirasawa
  38. “I Got A Feeling” – Black Eyed Peas
  39. “Standing O” – Mariah Carey
  40. “Never Forget You” – Noisettes
  41. “He Doesn’t Know” – Tina Dico
  42. “New York” – Paloma Faith
  43. “Pale Horses” – Moby
  44. “Nothing But A Miracle”  - Diane Birch
  45. “Don’t Ever Let Me Go” – Alesha Dixon
  46. “Ghost Girl” – Telepopmusik
  47. “Show Me Love” – Kate Havnevik
  48. “Halo” – Beyonce
  49. “Love Songs” – Anjulie
  50. “DJ” – Alphabeat
  51. “Welcome To England” – Tori Amos
  52. “Paparazzi” – Lady GaGa
  53. “My Boy Builds Coffins” – Florence + The Machine
  54. “Heavy Cross” – The Gossip
  55. “Gypsy” – Shakira
  56. “Isolate” – Moby
  57. “Her Morning Elegance” – Oren Lavie
  58. “Must Be Love” – Cassie
  59. “Drained” – LeToya
  60. “Warm It Up (With Love)” – Brandy
  61. “Stone Cold Sober” – Paloma Faith
  62. “Release Me” – Agnes
  63. “Blue Suitcase” – Erin McCarley
  64. “Cartoons And Forever Plans” – Maria Taylor
  65. “I’m Not Your Toy” – La Roux
  66. “Bad Boys” – Alexandra Burke
  67. “Not Fair” – Lily Allen
  68. “JLTF” – Moby
  69. “You Keep Me Warm” – Ida Maria
  70. “Another One” – Chrisette Michele
  71. “Be The One” – Jack Penate
  72. “Million Dollar Bill” – Whitney Houston
  73. “Our Love Is Easy” – Melody Gardot
  74. “Better Off As Two” – Frankmusik
  75. “Choo Choo” – Diane Birch
  76. “More Than Just Friends” – Mariah Carey
  77. “These Are My Twisted Words” – Radiohead
  78. “Want” – Natalie Imbruglia
  79. “100%” – Beverley Knight
  80. “Alejandro” – Lady GaGa
  81. “Tonight” – Bria Valente
  82. “Eet” – Regina Spektor
  83. “Magic” – Tina Dico
  84. “Now I’m That Bitch” – Livvi Franc
  85. “I Believe” – Skye
  86. “Please Don’t Leave Me” – P!nk
  87. “Ms. Harmony” – Robin Thicke
  88. “I Know Your Better Than That” – Leslie Mendelson
  89. “Give” – Tori Amos
  90. “Love” – Air
  91. “Red” – Daniel Merriweather
  92. “Boom Boom Pow” – Black Eyed Peas
  93. “I Feel Cream” – Peaches
  94. “Impossible” – Mariah Carey
  95. “Bad Habits” – Maxwell
  96. “Love, Save The Empty” – Erin McCarley
  97. “Lady Boy” – RuPaul
  98. “Between Two Lungs” – Florence + The Machine
  99. “Goodbye” – Kristinia DeBarge
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Exclusive: The Best 100 Albums Of 2009

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  1. My One And Only Thrill – Melody Gardot
  2. Lungs – Florence + The Machine
  3. Hassle – Erik Hassle
  4. Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel – Mariah Carey
  5. Wait For Me – Moby
  6. Epiphany – Chrisette Michele
  7. The Spell – Alphabeat
  8. Rules – The Whitest Boy Alive
  9. It’s Not Me, It’s You – Lily Allen
  10. Everything Is New – Jack Peñate
  11. Bible Belt - Diane Birch
  12. Abnormally Attracted To Sin – Tori Amos
  13. La Roux - La Roux
  14. The Bridge - Melanie Fiona
  15. Love 2 - Air
  16. I Feel Cream – Peaches
  17. Wild Young Hearts – The Noisettes
  18. Don’t Stop – Annie
  19. A Beginning, A Detour, An Open Ending – Tina Dico
  20. Turn Me Loose – Ledisi
  21. Declaration Of Dependence – Kings Of Convenience
  22. Soul In Mind – Lira
  23. Junior - Röyksopp
  24. Come To Life – Natalie Imbruglia
  25. The Element Of Freedom – Alicia Keys
  26. She Wolf – Shakira
  27. Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful? – Paloma Faith
  28. Complete Me - Frankmusik
  29. BLACKsummer’snight - Maxwell
  30. Love, Save The Empty – Erin McCarley
  31. Un - Dan Black
  32. 100% – Beverley Knight
  33. The Fame Monster – Lady GaGa
  34. Testimony: Love & Politics, Vol. 2 – India.Arie
  35. Love Is The Way – Eddi Reader
  36. Champion – RuPaul
  37. Sex Therapy: The Experience – Robin Thicke
  38. Lady Luck – Mariah Taylor
  39. Introducing Dionne Bromfield - Dionne Bromfield
  40. Two Suns - Bat For Lashes
  41. Swan Feathers – Leslie Mendelson
  42. Hands – Little Boots
  43. Far – Regina Spektor
  44. Keeping Secret – Skye
  45. Human Geometry – Noah
  46. Merriweather Post Pavilion – Animal Collective
  47. I Look To You – Whitney Houston
  48. Anjulie - Anjulie
  49. The Crying Light – Antony & The Johnsons
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Janet Jackson’s “Number Ones” has leaked!

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It’s called Number Ones in some countries and The Best in others. Not that there’s anything new in it at all, but in case you are a Janet Jackson completist you might want to have this. But, it show how long and great of a career the other Jackson has had and, really, leaves you longing for more. Meanwhile, enjoy the fan-made megamix.

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Nick Jonas to work on a solo project!

Nicolas Jonas had a solo career before he hit the big time with his album Nicholas Jonas. However, he is set to take on another project without  the other Jonas Brothers. Apparently, he is doing the whole thing under cover before they go on tour. The album should surface sometime early 2010.