Christina Aguilera reduced to doing weddings

19 08 2010

“Christina Aguilera has been forced to accept private gigs at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs following the cancellation of her US tour and poor sales of her album ‘Bionic’, according to reports.

‘Bionic’ was critically panned and flopped in the UK where it became the lowest-selling number one album for eight years and soon dropped out of the charts. The disc fared little better elsewhere and failed to reach the gold and platinum certifications of her previous releases.

Aguilera also came under fire for blatantly copying Lady Gaga’s visual and sonic style. Responding to the allegations, Aguilera issued a message to fans on her website saying “”This is not the first time I have been unfairly pitted against another female artist, but it will be the last time I comment on the matter.”

Speaking to Now magazine, a source said: “Christina’s performing at Bar Mitzvahs and weddings. She wanted to charge £1.3 million a time but her hubby Jordan Bratman convinced her to lower it to £157,000 so she’ll get more gigs.”" – Yahoo Music News





Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” sells for $2.99 at Borders!

11 08 2010

Yes, 2 months in and Bionic has hit the bargain bins hard!





Video Premiere: “Something’s Got A Hold On Me” by Christina Aguilera

11 08 2010

A new clip of a song from Christina Aguilera and Cher’s movie Burlesque. It must be love, it also must be better than Bionic.





Video Premiere: “You Lost Me” by Christina Aguilera

23 07 2010





Who does Christina Aguilera think she is?

8 07 2010

We knew most of that but it was nice to see it amalgamated. She’s become the devil bitch of the music industry and its reflecting is her flop ass album Bionic. We hope this dip in sales gives her a heads up on her attitude problems.





Official cover art from Christina Aguilera’s single “You Lost Me”

26 06 2010

Christina Aguilera has finalized the decision to release the SiA-penned ballad as her second single in a bid to save her album from completely tanking. If there is one song that is to be salvaged from the mess that is Bionic it’s “You Lost Me.” Not to sure how a ballad will function these days’ charts, but it’s better than anything else she has.





Watch Christina Aguilera on VH1 Storytellers

14 06 2010

Christina Aguilera is somehow trying to bring credibility to her new songs by performing on VH1 Storytellers, but it looks like a mini-concert instead of intimate setting. And the songs are so not working for us still. “Not Myself Tonight” is probably one of the worst mainstream pop singles in earth. It comes in very close to Jennifer Lopez’s last one. It’s just to see someone so great eaten up by their own ego.

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Christina Aguilera performs on The Early Show

11 06 2010





Christina Aguilera on the David Lettermen show!

10 06 2010

She sounds like less of a diva here. Click below for a performance of the SiA-penned “You Lost Me.”

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Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” iTunes digital booklet

9 06 2010

Click here for more information on the booklet





Christina Aguilera performs on Today Show Summer Concert

8 06 2010

The album has yet to grow on us, but she at least seems to have her live vocals in tact. Meanwhile, our good friend Ru is the audience. He’s the only one that knows the lyrics! Shout out to Ru!





Christina Aguilera performs at MTV Movie Awards

8 06 2010





Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” booklet

4 06 2010






Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” deluxe edition tracks leaked

2 06 2010

Click here to investigate the leak





Christina Aguilera performs “Fighter” on VH1 Storytellers

29 05 2010





Christina Aguilera talks to Ryan Seacrest

28 05 2010





Behind the scenes of Christina Aguilera’s “Not Myself Tonight”

25 05 2010





Christina Aguilera cancels tour following leak of album

25 05 2010

As if the catastrophic premature album leak of her fourth full-length album Bionic wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera just announced that her long awaited solo World Tour has been cancelled. Not postponed for a couple of months, but tentatively considered for 2011. Wow, this is building up to be a horrible day for Christina Aguilera and her camp. All that’s left now is for her film Burlesque to be turned into a straight-to-video release.





Christina Aguilera’s new album “Bionic” has been leaked!

25 05 2010

Yes, Christina Aguilera’s highly-anticipated and eagerly-awaited and much-hated fourth album Bionic has leaked in its full format. This comes two weeks before it’s official release. The album is all over the internet and everyone is talking about it, so much so that it is a trending topic on twitter and it’s unavoidable if you are a music blogger trying to do some schoolwork! So, we took a break to report this. We already have a comment that says it’s the “album of the century” or something to that degree. Of course coming from Xtina-heads. We’re not too sure as both “Not Myself Tonight” and the collaboration with Nicki Minaj “Woohoo” are utter bullshit – and these are the singles! But, whatevs, we’ll give it a spin or two. We like the SiA ballad, though. Click here to head to another blog which will forward you to yet another blog for the mere purposes of investigating the wretched leak! Do not illegally download!





Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” booklet

24 05 2010




Listen to Christina Aguilera’s full album “Bionic”

20 05 2010




Christina Aguilera’s new song “Bionic” has leaked!

19 05 2010




New track from Christina Aguilera’s new album leaked!

18 05 2010




Christina Aguilera in Haiti, just in time for album release

17 05 2010

Why now? The suffering has been going on for a while, this coming out when her first single comes out? She loves herself way too much.





Two new songs from Christina Aguilera’s new album leaked!

16 05 2010




Christina Aguilera on the cover of Billboard magazine

14 05 2010





Christina Aguilera on the cover of Latina magazine

13 05 2010





Christina Aguilera performs on The Oprah Winfrey Show

8 05 2010





New Christina Aguilera track “You Lost Me” leaks!

6 05 2010

This leaked track is a new one off of Bionic and it has SiA written all over it. It’s written by SiA, but it really sounds like a track off of the Some People Have Real Problems sessions. It’s very good and this just raised our hope up for Christina’s new album. Lovely. Click below to listen to it.

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Still from Christina Aguilera’s video for “Not Myself Tonight”

28 04 2010