That’s nice and all, we are not sure what they are promoting here. But, we hear it’s Melanie B’s Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop Series launch party in Los Angeles, CA. Yes, you heard it right. Lollipops come in couture now. Mel, when you are done with media whoring and ready to get down and dirty and release Reimagined, which has been shelved for years now, call us!
Ok, we understand the concept of development. But from a horrible album one can develop towards anything. But the new stuff sounds better from the little snippet.
The girlfriend beater’s third album has made the internet rounds. It’s leaked now and even if we’ve never listened to him nothing gives us more joy than to forward this article about the leaked version to all his fans.
This is actually quite a cute version.
“Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.”
- H Jackson Browne
We don’t usually talk about him much, but since Rihanna was the last post. We will give him airtime just because of her association with him. This cover is so wrong. it’s like a marriage between the sleeve to Prince’s film Graffiti Bridge and Paula Abdul’s video for “Opposites Attract.” What a mess.
We don’t think he will get over the Rihanna incident anytime soon.
Whitney Houston has been all across the news today. First she perform “Million Dollar Bill” for Italy’s X-Factor. This time less crazily. Looking nice and smooth in a white dress and a black belt. Meanwhile, former husband and bandwagoner Bobby Brown is writing a biography of sorts to support his habit, probably. In it, he says that Whitney Houston is allegedly a lesbian. Yes, he does as far as saying his former wife of many years is a homosexual. That’s fine. But, if he knew why was he still with her. What did she have to get a divorce from him. That says more about him than her. When was he in the business of outing people and has he thought of their daughter? At any rate, it won’t stop Whitney from reclaiming her throne.
The Spice Girls might reunite very soon to go on another world tour. Short on cash? Maybe, but Geri Halliwell is really into bringing the band together and Melanie B and C jumped on the bandwagon. Emma Bunton took a little goading but she caved in. So, now we have the four spices. Geri Halliwell said once that a can driver told her that it doesn’t have to be all of you, to be the Spice Girls. She learned that the hard way with Forever.
There are 9 parts to the interview. Click below for the rest.
One of our favorite drag queens and RuPaul’s Drag Race loser Tammie Brown has released an album on iTunes called Popcorn. Even though her music has high levels of suckage, her quirkiness makes up for it.
We have adamantly stuck to RuPaul’s Drag Race. It’s better than any other reality show out there right now and it’s available on iTunes. I am not surprised it got offered another season (or cycle) deal. It’s high drama, high octane and high heels.
Tammie Brown was on the show for 2 episodes but she shine bright. She had all kinds of vintage clothing and a unique sense of make-up application. Not to forget, her great sense of history. In fact, she was the only queen on there that paid some attention to the past. Ongina and Nina Flowers did the future and Bebe Zahara Benet did the present. Oh, wait Shannel did the near past but it was just all kinds of tacky. Anyway, it’s great show, watch it if you can get ahold of it.
I don’t buy it. This is too little, too late. He thought he could ease on down out of it but it’s not happening. Some of the media might have forgotten what went down exactly and this is the perfect time for the apology, not too far away from the incident yet far enough for people to forget the details. He should have had some jail time, not too long of a sentence, but some jail time. I am against the long jail sentence not because I think his crime was light, but because I believe in a form of humanitarianism that defies the system of extreme incarceration. At any rate, the apology should have been directed at Rihanna and he should have done more doing than talking. Nice top, though.
Being excited about V.V. Brown’s debut album proved that most artists today are more hype than content. I was so happy to get it because I thought it was going to have enough hits to last me the rest of the year. But, it turns out that it is really a lackluster, over-produced piece of, dare I say, rubbish. The bestest song on there is “Shark In The Water,” which is really not all that and a big of crisps if you ask me. the problem is that everything is direct and straight-to-your-face. They concentrated on the beats but not the melody. It’s loud, but without a punch. Like Yoko Ono record. Travelling Like The Light is a real disappointment. Evem Little Boots Hands. was better.
VH-1 is allegedly in talks with Melanie Brown (aka, Scary Spice, Mel B, Eddie Murphy’s baby mama) to start a reality show which will aim to create the world’s next great girl band. Other than the fact that this label already goes to the Saturdays (only after Girls Aloud), it’s completely laughable that Melanie B thinks that she can actually come close to creating the next Spice Girls. Whatever happened to her 3rd album Reimagined. She is doing everything but music these days. I wonder what the other girls think of this.
Other than the fact that the whole Andy Warhol thing has been done too many times and has to be put to rest, I don’t find this portrait that offensive and that’s a statement coming from an über-feminist like me. It is more like a testament of the times, a reminder of how far the liberation movement has come and how far it has yet to go. Or just another great conversational piece, to say the least.
This story is taking twists and turns every which way. Rihanna’s not pressing charges against the criminal and now everyone has an opinion of the whole bashing. We have yet to know what the incited the problem, not that it matters. Battering is battering. Chris Brown chilling at P Diddy’s mansion and jet skiing doesn’t make him look shamed either, that’s why Usher’s on the blast. Is Diddy a Chris Brown sympathizer? The weirdest thing, though, is that I read this on the Huffington Post!
Artists find it hard to promote themselves, with all the new acts popping up here and there. But, VV Brown is set on packaging herself in a way unlike any other artist as you can tell from this video banner that will be used to promote her upcoming album Traveling The Light.
