This had to come at some point. These are the same people that wanted to ban Prince, Michael Jackson, Madonna and more. She’s not GG Allen here, but she rattled some feathers and we love it. It wasn’t that risque, it’s actually caricature-ish pop. Who can do art or speak of progress and please the conservatives these days? They honestly need to shut up and put up because this is no time to go backwards. Gaga is merely an iconoclast of the times, the wave is much bigger, sweet “midwest and under the bible belt” Sandy. Oh, and, of course it had to be on the most accurate and non-partisan network – Fox.
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Bum sniffer on the loose
The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The stores CCTV cameras filmed the oddball on two consecutive weekends going about his funny business, Devon police are appealing for witnesses to the attacks which took place on 31st of October and 7th November this year.
Its a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man. Det Con Steve White told The Sun.
Thinking of getting a tattoo?
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Try this one.
Guy catches a laptop with his ass
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I know someone who might be able to do that.
This chair takes pictures of your bum
Yes, it’s the iBum and it will give you a good old time by taking big pics of your bum and your friends bums. Preferably with no clothes on. So, you can make a collection of worldly bums. If you are a fan of the bum, which I know many of my readers are, you will find this handy and essential.
Get your ass wiped comfortably…
4Some Americans are just getting hella lazy. When the snuggie came out it was one thing, but this is just a whole other thing. I mean, really? “The contours of the body?” i don’t think this is as hygienic ass the hand and / or a bidet. Seriously who buys this? It does not make for a happy bum.
Bruno tea-bags Eminem at show
8The jury’s out on whether this was a skit or half-skit half-real. In both cases, Eminem is the dick. If it was a skit, then the world know nows that Eminem likes balls on his face, which is why he is homophobic. If it wasn’t a skit, he deserved every second of it and more.
Mac brings in new laptops
That was it. The announcement we were waiting for. The new Mac laptops. I was expecting something like an iTablet that you swallow and have your tablets be able understand a Wi-Fi signal or something slick like a touchscreen bum.
