Madonna launches “True Blue” contest, reaches new levels of stinginess

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So, other than the fact that Madonna has not produced anything in her past two albums of cultural or musical significance in order to bank of her tours, she has reached new levels of frugality. The supposed “Queen Of Pop” wants to rerelease her album True Blue for its anniversary. Not only does she want to do that with no publicity from her part or new material, but she also wants you to do it for her. What will she do? Scribble on a record for you. And this is one of the richest women on the planet.

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Madonna is officially in the studio to record new album!

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So, the monster (and not in the Gaga way) is back in the studio to put together whatever noise she can find in order to go on a world tour. It’s admirable to see her still trying to make some musical strides. And then (the real news) the very lovely Kylie Minogue retweeted her excitement. She is officially the nicest diva on the planet. Click below for it.

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Madonna to start recording new album next month!

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Madonna is ready to release yet another album. Well, Madonna is always ready to release an album to support a tour, not the other way around. Judging by the previous couple of albums, it might concentrate on the singles and fill the rest with fluff. Her manager Guy O’Seary tweeted this news earlier. Let’s just wish and hope that she stays away from anyone that worked with her on Hard Candy, probably her worst album ever. However, another American Life or Ray Of Light would be grandiose.

Madonna to open gym chain named “Hard Candy”

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Blekh. So Madonna has been thinking of more ways to make money because we all know how much she loves that. The diva is set to debut her chain of gyms around the world named Hard Candy, after her most horrible album, for all the muscle mary’s to wince in. Let’s hope the screens in the gym won’t play the GHV2 videos.

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