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Did Shawne Merriman choke Tila Tequila?

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The word around the twittersphere is that the most annoying twitterer in the world Tila Tequila has been choke and imprisoned by some jock of a football player named Shawne Merriman. I mean, at points I wanted to choke her for tweeting too much but it should never be beaten up. Especially by a Frankensteinish person, when she is the size of a bisexual gummy bear. Anyway, we hope she is OK and we want her back to annoying us every day all day. She should stop dating crazy boys. The choices on her show are always scary. Man or woman. Yes, this is re-appropriated gossip, now what!?