Jessica Simpson was with Tiger Woods?

Rumors are afloat that pop starlet Jessica Simpson had something to do with Tiger Woods. Allegedly, Tiger Woods came onto her and then she responed or something or anything to sell magazines. We haven’t really reported on Tiger Woods. First, because he really doesnt factor into our lives at all. Second, because we don’t like golf. And third, marriage is a social institutionalization that puts barriers where there aren’t any. At any rate, this is the word on the blogosphere. Thanks to PopBytes for the cover. Oh, and Jessica denied all reports.

Video: “Up/Down” by Jessica Mauboy

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We love everything East Timor. So, we have support Jessica Mauboy. She’s Australian of Timorese Indonesian heritage. She looks a little (and acts) like a cross between Christina Milian and Kat DeLuna. She’s big back in here home country but now she’s trying to cross over. This won’t do it, it’s too middle-of-the-road dance R&B, but it might make some waves with younger audiences.

Christina Aguilera is dynamite…

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xtina_cover_dynamiteFierce picture. But it she is really going to release the second shiteous single on that Keeps Gettin’ Better: A Decade Of sHits compilation. “Dynamite” is the only other new track on the album and it is, plainly put, crap. Even a good video can’t pick it up. She has done far too many mistakes, I don’t know if she’ll recover in time for the next album. If it ever comes, because she takes ages for albums. Britney’s on #6 and she is still on #3. Even Jessica Simpson is on #5 and they came out at around the same time. I won’t even go into Mandy Moore.