Finally got the iPad!

We managed to get it with the last standing dock in the entire country. It’s 64 GB, that means it could only take a third of our music collection if we decided to fill it up completely. Let’s not even consider the videos. So, we just settled for Undersea Poem’s debut and Kate Nash’s My Best Friend Is You (maybe tomorrow Janelle Monae’s Archandroid and Natalie Merchant’s Leave Your Sleep). But, we love it. We already got all the magazine subscriptions that we can’t get over here because some censor decided to have a field day on boobies. The application is called Zinio and we got yearly memberships of Rolling Stone and Out. Because, we are. It’s smooth and handy. We love it and can’t get enough of it. And, no, it’s not a big iPhone or a small Macbook Air. It’s a creature of its own, especially if you like reading. Best apps post coming up soon. We called it LoftPad, bitches.

Ricky Martin comes out of the closet as gay!

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We knew it all along. But, finally! He just referred to himself as a “fortunate homosexual.” Yeah, fortunate after he came out too late and didn’t help the cause. No sympathy for this friend of Dorothy. Now that she got what she wanted in life, she wants to reap the benefits of the lifestyle. Why now? It’s really no big news and kind of sad that it took him that long to admit it, when he could have helped with exposure and visibility before. No clapping hands for him. Click here for more and more.

Lady Gaga explains passing out on stage!

Lady Gaga has come out to explain the recent incident in New Zealand in which she was passing out on stage looking like a hot mess. The Gaga says it was due to a jet lag. “I was so jet lagged,” she said in Australian interview. “I passed out about three times on stage that night but I got myself to the floor. I’d rather die on stage than walk off because I was going to pass out.”

Honey, no one knows a jet lag like we do and that ain’t the symptoms of one.

Wikipedia has gone done!

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The greatest encyclopedia on earth has gone down and dimmed dark. The website cannot be accessed for hours now and there is no reason given for the disappearance. Some people, like us, can’t exist without Wikipedia and are finding it hard today to accept the internet as what it is without out peak at one of the greatest sites to grace this earth. Let’s hope this is temporary. Click here to check.

Sean Hayes comes out of the closet!

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Another one for the “duh!” files. Sean Hayes, who played Will & Grace’s flamboyant flamer Jack McFarland, has come out publically and officially. He tells The Advocate that he didn’t feel the need to come out because he wanted to be believable as an actor. Apparently, a magazine cover in dry times is a good enough reason to come out. At any rate, we’re not trying to hate but when Will & Grace first came out it was still unheard of for someone to be out unless you are Ellen or your were outed like George Michael or Stephen Gately (and not American). So, it would have been nice if it was then not now. Anyway, we’ve known since we snuck into an indie cinema in our young age to watch Billy’s Hollywood Screen Kiss.

Video Premiere: “Carry Out” by Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake

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If a formula is bringing in the moola, why fix it. Here we see yet another track from the Justin and buddy Timbaland. This will be played to death in hetero clubs. Nothing special really from the second installation of Shock Value.

RuPaul releases new book called “Workin’ It”

RuPaul’s book Letting It All Hang Out was the first none-school-assigned book that we finished. That was back in the day before the internet. This is a new installation to the books that RuPaul has authored just in time for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Two and is mandatory reading in our book.