Cary Hart gets tattoo of P!nk

On-again, off-again couple Pink and Cary Hart are back together. And to commemorate the return Cary Hart has gone and gotten a tattoo of P!nk on him. The tattoo is a skull and blood version of Pink, but we are sure Alecia Moore doesn’t mind as she’s a rockstar, she’s got her rock moves. Glad to hear they are back together. Now, let’s get a new album.

Lady GaGa and Cyndi Lauper pose for MAC cosmetics

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Legend Cyndi Lauper and upcoming legendary child Lady GaGa have posed together for MAC cosmetics surgery (above). We love both but we can’t help but think that the money to hire the re-toucher could have been spared for charity. GaGa actually looks aesthetically good. That doesn’t happen much. But, we still love her.

Poster for Tom Ford’s movie “A Single Man”

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Tom Ford is readying up the release of his criticly-acclaimed and highly-awaited first movie effort A Single Man. The film is slated for a December 11th release. A Single Man is a 2009 American drama film directed by Tom Ford. The film is based on the Christopher Isherwood novel of the same name and stars Colin Firth as the protagonist George Falconer, a gay British college professor living in Southern California. The rest of the cast includes Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode and Nicholas Hoult. The film is Ford’s directorial debut.

Cover of Marge Simpson on Playboy

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We wonder if she is going to show some yellow fanny. It doesn’t look that scandelous. This show has survived so much that it is unlikely to jump the shark with anything (unlike The Sugababes). We can’t wait for husband to grace the cover of Playgirl.

Tom Ford for Tom Ford’s Grey Vetiver

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Tom Ford just hired himself again to be the spokesperson and model for her newest cologne Grey Vetiver. He’s flawless, but it’d be nice if he hired someone new, like Ongina maybe? Anyway, his colognes and perfumes are always up to par. So, we only expect the best from this. He describes the fragrance as “the equivalent of the classic blue blazer, the beautiful watch, or the cap-toes shoe.”

Click below to see him model:

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The birther movement has a queen

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For those of you who haven’t heard, some conservatives and racists and nazis (all of which happen to be republican, what a coincidence) have started a movement that believes that Obama was not born on the island of Oahu, Hawaii but was actually born in the Southern Coast of Kenya. This belief is rampant in spite of the fact that Obama has presented his birth certificate to the US government and it was approved. They have allegedly forged an English birth certificate from Kenya (no, not in Swahili) that is supposed to be the “real” one. This attorney is trying to defend the movement all the way from Tel Aviv (conspicuous?) with a Russian accent. Apparently, she refused to get into the NBC studio car because the chauffer’s name “sounded Muslim.” What a looney. You know, even if these bigots have some kind of theory that gains some tract along the way, they lose it when everything escalates and their prejudices peak out. Click below to see the birth certificates from both countries. By the way, it’s Obama’s birthday today!
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Saved By The Bell reunion photo

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It’s very smart of People magazine to pull something like this out. I mean, when the news of MJ is old and there is nothing around, why not bring together one of TV’s most famous gangs and go an expose on them? They haven’t changed that much and they all look good, still. Mario Lopez is still in the spotlight. The rest, no so much. Still, Elizabeth Berkeley’s Showgirls is one of the greatest movies ever.

 Apple may release Tablet this September

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apple_tablet_mockupThe tech blogs have been typing about this for a good while now. It looks like it’s going to finally suffice. Apple may release the Apple Tablet this September along with it’s annual new throng of products at this time of year. This above picture is just a mock-up of what it is thought to look like, because nothing official has been released or surfaced. But, my guess is it will look like an elongated iPhone. I am not a fan of the keyboard-on-screen feature though. And is a Tablet a “tablet” if it’s this size?

This chair takes pictures of your bum

Yes, it’s the iBum and it will give you a good old time by taking big pics of your bum and your friends bums. Preferably with no clothes on. So, you can make a collection of worldly bums. If you are a fan of the bum, which I know many of my readers are, you will find this handy and essential.

Madonna’s photoshoot with Jesus

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n589919864_1410045_7112Let’s establish one thing: she knows how to pic ‘em. He’s already taking Kaballah classes and is being well-trained/brain-washed. I don’t know why she is doing this spread, she isn’t promoting anything. Maybe, just to piss off homophobe Guy Ritchie.

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Boy George has been jailed…

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Boy George has been put in jail for 15 months. That’s harsh. I’m sure he’ll be dropping the soap everyday. He is in for tying up a Norwegian escort named  Audun Carlsen and beating him. I mean, you ran out of things to do? Bondage is fun but it should always be simulated. He was photographed pornographically by George and apparently had some other problems. He should have asked “Do you really want to hurt me?”

Great new American Idol audition, bikini scandal

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Sometimes, I just don’t get the Americans. This girl had a great audition and looks stellar. Now, they are all up on her being part of a bikini calendar. So what? Had she been on a beach it would be OK? But, not for a calendar? The girl has a great body, let her show it off. Click to see the shots:

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