Whitney Houston has officially lost it

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Whitney Houston, the legend or legends, has officially lost her voice and her ability to perform on her tour. This is what “I Will Always Love You” sound like now. We get that it might be “hot,” but still there’s no excuse for such a performance. It’s just sad to see and even when we keep goading artists to release albums we have come to the consensus that sometimes a retirement is not so bad.

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Robin Thicke and Nicki Minaj visit David Letterman

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Nicki Minaj is as big as anyone can get without releasing a single single, if you know what we mean. She’s recording with everyone from MC to Robin Thicke to Cassie. Let’s hope her music can hold up to her image. This song is tired, though. Does Robin Thicke look like a friend of dorothy’s in this clip or what?

Premiere: Video: “Splitting The Atom” by Massive Attack

Massive Attack are back with their new album Heligoland named after the German islands. The album sounds like a work of art with the sexy single “Paradise Circus” and this one. Let’s hope they revive trip hop with this return to form.

Heidi Montag talks about her 10 plastic surgeries

She’s 23 and she’s doing all that and that’s good for her if she really wants it, but she is a on tweak away from being Jocelyn Wildenstein. Her jaw is soar still, yeah that’s why she’s not singing. Still, we can’t get over the fact that she compared her album Superficial (aptly titled might we add) to Michael Jackson’s Thriller!

Maldives government holds meeting underwater in protest

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In protest of the threat of global warming, the Maldives government has held a cabinet meeting underwater. We have recently been there and we can see why they want to save this stretch of 1,200 islands that are, what looks like, paradise on earth. Maldives’ highest elevation doesn’t exceed the 2 meter mark. So, if there would be a slight rise in sea water levels, that would mean a wipe-out from the islands for the natives.

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Madonna and Lil’ Wayne’s “Revolver” leaked

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Madonna’s second studio track on her tired old compilation of greatest hits Celebration has leaked in full-length. It’s called “Revolver” and it features it-boy rapper Lil’ Wayne. Oh, and it sounds like (and probably is) a Hard Candy reject. Yes, it is that bad! In fact, it’s a contender for worst song of the year. We wish they had Razzies for music. She’d be bagging a few.

Premiere: Video: “I Look To You” by Whitney Houston

“Million Dollar Bill” was supposed to be the first single from I Look To You. We were surprised that this ballad came first, but it makes sense. People want the old Whitney back. This is the closest thing. She’s looking demure and preened, isn’t she?

Beyonce invites George Michael on stage in London

I can’t believe this grown old gay man is singing this horrid little heterocentric song. I mean it’s nice to see him on stage with the bouncey but not with that song. “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” would have been better.

Must-Watch: Is this Beyoncé’s real voice?

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That is just horrific, if that is really her voice the studio must be really doing her justice. But, it is the first I heard it that way. No concert playback tape? I mean, this is inexcusable. The Today on NBC audience must’ve been mortified once she finished. There is nothing to dispute the authenticity of this tape and it actually does sound like her. Bad day?

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