Oh, happy day. Yes, alcohol is going to come in a “dry form.” They will come in pills. Yes, not only Vodka, but scientists at a Russian university (of all places) will be able to turn vodka, whiskey, congac, wine and beer into pills. Although we enjoy the taste of wine and beer, it’s still a great prospect as the pills, at least in this region, will be easier to smuggle in that a whole old rusty bottle of Red Label, which is disgusting in taste and feeling. At any rate, it’s a good day and science continues to benefit the liberals. And if you have a problem with what we are saying, this is for you: “If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up. But since the ocean isn’t vodka and I’m not a duck, just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.”